Philharmonster Mash

Instructions: Play Monster Mash in the background and sing along with the words below!

It will be fun, I promise!

*door opens*
*chains clink and chemicals boil*

*drum beat starts*

Nan was working in her lab (again), late, one night,

when her eyes beheld, an eerie sight,

for her spooky concert was coming near...

the calendar doesn't lie, it's close, oh dear!

It's the mash, the Philharmonster Mash,

Come to the Mash, it will be a Plymouth smash.

at the Mash, it'll be here in a flash!

It's a smash, the Philharmonster Mash!

(wahh, oooh)

From her home lab, located Plymouth east,

she sits there marking each and every piece.

Markings finally done in black, blue and red,

she'll leave her lab and finally head

To the mash, the Philharmonster Mash,

The Phil Mash, it will be a Plymouth smash.

The Phil Mash, it'll be here in a flash!

go to the mash, the Philharmonster Mash!

(wahh, oooh)

Everyone will have fun,

seeing Nan's secret costume (finally done).

So bring a friend, or bring two,

The Philharmonic wants to see you!

(wahh, ooh)

The scene will be rockin', you'll dig the sounds,

Geff Phillips will speak, the orchestra will astound,

you'll sit and listen, then get up and dance,

don't be a fool, and come take this chance

Come to the mash, the Philharmonster Mash.

The Phil Mash, it will be a Plymouth smash.

The Phil Mash, it'll be here in a flash,

go to the mash, the Philharmonster Mash.

(wahh, ooh)

Come out of your coffin and into the light,

Come see us for tickets or visit our website,

Slam open your lid and get tickets now,

before they're all gone and you have cow...

See you at the mash, the Philharmonster Mash.

The Phil Mash, it will be a Plymouth smash,

The Phil Mash, it'll be here in a flash,

get tix to the mash, the Philharmonster Mash.

(wahh, ooh)

Now everything's cool, we're patiently waiting,

so soon is October 27, our excitement elevating.

For you, dear Phil Fans, this mash was meant too,

when you get to the door, tell them Holly sent you,

to the mash, the Philharmonster Mash,

The Phil Mash, it will be a Plymouth smash. 

at the Phil Mash, it will be here in a flash,

go to the mash, the Philharmonster Mash!

(wahh, ooh)

Philharmonster Mash

October 27, 2018

PARC Building - Plymouth, Michigan

7:00 PM

This is a parody. We do not own the rights to this song. 

Writers: Bobby Pickett & Leonard Capizzi
The content belongs to the respective owners.